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Life's a bitch so that's what I'll be

Because sometimes I just need to feel righteously angry (and maybe a little bit immature). This is my angry girl playlist.

"Should've Said No" - Taylor Swift
You should've said "no," baby and you might still have me

This line is like, Yeah, we might still be together, but no promises because, let's face it, you'd probably have made a different douchey mistake sooner or later.

"Never Again" - Kelly Clarkson
If she really knows the truth, she deserves you.
A trophy wife, oh how

I love her tone of voice when she says this. It's just dripping with bitterness and sarcasm. I think my skin froze over a little.

"Take A Bow" - Rihanna
Grab your clothes and get gone
You better hurry up
Before the sprinklers come on

Gives me this great image of this guy pleading on the lawn while Rihanna's just standing there with her arms crossed giving no fucks. "That's it, go away or I'm turning on the sprinklers."

"Picture to Burn" - Taylor Swift
There's no time for tears,
I'm just sitting here planning my revenge
There's nothing stopping me
From going out with all of your best friends

What about the bro code, Taylor? D: Funny how she just assumes they'll go out with her. I'll admit, I love this song mostly for its music video of her band trashing the guy's house. My favorite is the guy licking all the silverware.

"Before He Cheats" - Carrie Underwood
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey...

This is the song for indulging in imagining what you're love to do to that guy without actually getting arrested for it. Every guy friend I've had in the car with me when this song comes on has gotten mildly terrified. Still, it makes me sad that before she even really bags on the guy, she's slut-shaming the imaginary girl he's with.

"This Is How It Feels" - The Veronicas
And now I've moved on by myself
And maybe I won't forgive
I'll just forget you lived
And I hope it hurts

Oh man, I know I've totally imagined the greatest revenge as that one guy falling hard for me and actually getting the power to say "Fuck no!" I love how much freaking emotion these girls put into their singing. Though, neither of them are named Veronica. Not that I'm complaining about their awesome name choice, but I've always wondered what's up with that?

"So What" - P!nk
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
I guess I just lost my husband,
I don't know where he went

lol whups where'd he go. 8D;; Greatest breakup song ever. "FUCK YOU I'M AWESOME WITHOUT YOU" with the slightest tinge of "okay no I'm not really okay."
Also, Sorry Taylor/Beyonce/etc, but THIS SONG HAS THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME XD In my opinion anyway.

"Potential Breakup Song" -Aly & AJ
It took to long for you to call back
And normally I would just forget that
Except for the fact it was my birthday
My stupid birthday
We got along until you did that
Now all I want is just my stuff back
This is the potential breakup song
Our album needs just one

This is a really fun song, but is she really breaking up with him solely because he didn't call her back on her birthday? o.O I guess they really did need a song for the album.

"Fuck You" - Lily Allen
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

The tone of this song is just so chipper and almost polite about flipping this douche or douchette the bird. XD I laughed so hard the first time I heard it.
^__^ Fuck you~

"Not Ready To Make Nice" - Dixie Chicks
I made my bed and I sleep like a baby
With no regrets and I don’t mind sayin’
It’s a sad sad story when a mother will teach her
Daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger
And how in the world can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they’d write me a letter
Sayin’ that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

This is one of my favorite driving songs. By the time I get to this part I'm screaming. So fun. It's like, I might've apologized, but then you crossed the line, so hell no.

"Misery Business" - Paramore
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
'Cause I got him where I want him right now.
And if you could then you know you would.
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good.

Pure, immature, "I won in the end and I'm going to rub it in your face" funtimes. 8D Trolololol~
(There was a time when this song was a bit uncomfortable for me, because I was in a situation where I felt like the other girl that she's singing to. But that's another story.)

"Leave (Get Out)" - Jojo
I've been waiting all day for ya babe
So won't cha come and sit and talk to me
And tell me how we're gonna be together always

Heheh. She starts off all passive-agressive like "Everything's fine, let's just talk about how *wonderful* our relationship is" before she hits him with GET OUT YOU CHEATING SCUMBAG.